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I'm always happy to creep you out...

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

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Wrzes. 3 '14

(Źródło: sailorfailures)

11 506 notek (via coleseum & sailorfailures)

Sier. 27 '14

flooptyloops:

i… can’t breathe

(Źródło: lovingellenpage)

46 380 notek (via rendezvousramen & lovingellenpage)

Sier. 27 '14
stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

stunningpicture:

Putting an engineering degree to good use

44 212 notek (via some-wench & stunningpicture)

Sier. 19 '14

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

101 665 notek (via rendezvousramen & charlesoberonn)

Sier. 19 '14
  • Legion: You succeeded where others did not. Your code is superior.
  • Shepard: That doesn’t explain why you used my armor to fix yourself.
  • Legion: There was a hole.

623 notki (via fyeahmasseffectquotes)

Sier. 19 '14

wilford-warfstache:

YouTubers React to Viral Gift Videos

We all know you’re a big cry-baby, Mark!

2 457 notek (via markiplier & wilford-warfstache)

Sier. 19 '14
fuckingartandshit:

Excuse Me SirI dont even know. I have no excuse for this drawing.

fuckingartandshit:

Excuse Me Sir

I dont even know. I have no excuse for this drawing.

1 406 notek (via markiplier & fuckingartandshit)

Sier. 19 '14
markiplier:

cutieplier:

What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. This. Story?!

Nothing, seems fine to me

markiplier:

cutieplier:

What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. This. Story?!

Nothing, seems fine to me

2 635 notek (via markiplier & cutieplier)

Sier. 19 '14

markiplier:

markiplier-is-pwetty:

When did Mark turn into an angry purple crab?

AME DICKHOLE

2 180 notek (via markiplier & markiplier-is-pwetty)

Sier. 19 '14
atlus154274:

This is Markiplier…love him…love him now

atlus154274:

This is Markiplier…love him…love him now

948 notek (via markiplier & atlus154274)

Sier. 19 '14
  • Mark: I like the angle of your dangle.
  • Diction: I like the dangle of your angle.
  • Mark: I love the mirth of your girth.
  • Diction: Wow, that was good.
  • Mark: Thank you!
  • Diction: Uh... I like the beenis of your penis?
  • Both: *laughs*
  • Mark: I like the... strength of your length?
  • Diction: Ooh! That's not bad! I like the bank in your wank.
  • Mark: Oh!
  • Mark: *various grunting noises*
  • *conversation dissolves into grunts from Mark and laughs from Diction*
  • Mark: Oh, I got one! I like the shtick of your dick.
  • Diction: Ooh! That's not bad! I like the fundle of your grundle.
  • Mark. Oh!
  • Mark: ...
  • Mark: What does "fundle" mean?
  • An actual conversation between the two adorable YouTubers Markiplier and EatMyDiction.

1 994 notki (via markiplier & toasturbuns)

Sier. 19 '14

yoru-kage:

Mini Thor VS Mark’s pinky toe

This is my life now

7 184 notki (via markiplier & yoru-kage)

Sier. 19 '14

1 916 notek (via markiplier & markipliergifs)

Sier. 19 '14
sconee:

warfstachein’ it up a lil, huzzar!

sconee:

warfstachein’ it up a lil, huzzar!

808 notek (via markiplier & sconee)

Sier. 19 '14
demonicdivagation:

well look who’s trending.

demonicdivagation:

well look who’s trending.

1 809 notek (via markiplier & demonicdivagation)